Not surprisingly china has 4 of the top 10 cities by population, these four cities have more population than, the second largest country in the world by land mass, Canada. This fact may surprise many.
These our our favorite top 10 blonde jokes. these have been seen in many places aorund the web, but pulled together here as our favorites.
A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.
Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.
The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.
He told her to just go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car’s tailpipe.
Nothing happened.
She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, “What are you doing?”
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get the dents to pop out.
Her roommate rolled her eyes and said,
…”HELLLLOOOO!!!
You need to roll up the windows.”
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys could get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and now today you expect me to show it to you.”
“Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”
There’s white-out on the screen.
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.
The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”
“Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.
The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”
“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and detects the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK.
She replies, “Yes.”
He asks what she is doing.
She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has on a ski jacket and a fur coat.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, “For best results, put on two coats.”
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when…the Wal-Mart manager runs out and shuts the horse off.
Artificial intelligence.
How do you tell them apart?
The bleached blonde would never throw bread to the helicopters.
They take off their makeup.
Toronto is a huge metropolis with many neighbourhoods that real estate agents deal with. It has a multitude of different homes including literally 100′s of condo buildings, which we hope we will deal with in a later post.
So here’s our top 10 neaghbourhoods/aras that you may find interesting in provicial capital of Ontario.
A local Toronto real estate agent is the best person to help you find the home of your dreams in one of these areas. Pick a local specialist that has the knowledge of the area and the real estate market.
Please feel free to add you own nighbourhoods in the reply/comments area below.
As of today August 2nd 2011, we have decided to take DOTBoom in a new direction.
We will now be posting Top Tens, these may be real based on fact, these may be real based on statistics or they may just be top tens submitted to us by you are viewers.
They may be serious, the may be factual or they may just be darn right amusing, either way they will be a lot of fun to produce and to read.
We’ve also decided to take this site social, so in the next few days you’re gonna see us setup Facebook, Twitter, Google + and much more.
If you like to submit your top ten to us, you’ll soon be able to do it on Facebook or by visiting us here.
We hope you like this new idea and feel free to link to any of the top tens that you think are worth of it.
Where would we be without domains ?
Well without them the Internet wouldn’t exist, and now domain extensions around the world compete for our business. However we are in their hands, if they decide they want to make more money there is absolutely nothing we can do about.
The rumour is there’s an increase about to come around in the next few weeks, it’s not like we can say oh well, dot com has gone up in price lets change to .info, no can do. We are at the mercy of the domain registrars, yes of course there is some competition and some that are outrageous, but on the whole we3 are at their mercy.
Well domain registrars, where would you be without the Internet. You are definitely a dot boom success.
In today’s busy real estate market in North America, 80 per cent of all real estate transactions start online in some form. Why is the real estate market so successful online? What caused this massive boom ?
The web opened up the world of real estate, whether you are looking for a London Ontario real estate agent, a condo in Vancouver, or a Dallas Texas townhouse, the web has made it possible to find what you are looking for from anywhere in North America or in fact the whole world.
Relocating has never been easier.
The other key point is we all like visuals and comparisons, and the MLS system in North America give us all of this and more.
Real estate has boomed and will continue to boom, not only in North America, but worldwide.
Welcome to DotBoom.ca!!!
This is the site where we aim to discuss what has gone Boom on-line and makes it big, and also where it took the big boom and just plain sank to the bottom of the ocean.
Some great examples of Booms have of course been Google, how could we not mention the Google gods, Real Estate, Online Gambling, E-Commerce (Well some areas anyways), travel and many more.
The Internet Boom has enabled many people to run small businesses from their home and we will discuss that also, and in the future we will provide links to other areas where you too may want to visit to start your own business.